dean cirelli, cub reporter

hey, guess what? i'm sitting here waiting for the mail to run because i should be getting a letter telling me i've been nominated for a pulitzer prize! jeff noble, owner, publisher and editor-in-chief over at monticello live made me a reporter the other day... how cool is THAT?? the arkansas baptist home for children had a groundbreaking ceremony for their new duplex cottage the other day, and i noticed a reporter from the local paper there furiously scribbling notes, and i thought to myself, JEFF IS GETTING SCOOPED! when i told jeff about this, he pointed out to me that the reason he was getting scooped is because i failed to mention to him that anything was going on that day. so i felt bad for about a second, and then i offered to write the article for monticello live, and he printed it! and now, 3 days later, it's even got a PICTURE to go with it (my sources are a bit unreliable right now, but as i break bigger and more spectacular stories, they'll want to come along for the ride!)

i cant wait for my next assignment. maybe the mayor will fire somebody... but who's left? hmm... there's over 9,000 people in this berg, and there's over 9,000 stories out there waiting to be told.......